{"title":"GIFTS HE'LL ACTUALLY WEAR","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeed a funny gift for him? Dumb But Trendy's funny men's tees make easy, guaranteed-laugh presents, for boyfriends, brothers, dads, and the friend who's impossible to shop for. This collection leans into the humor guys actually wear: car and F1 jokes, meme references, hip-hop tributes, and deadpan slogans, all on soft, relaxed 100% cotton. Birthday, holiday, or just-because, grab a tee that gets a real laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"locally-hated-t-shirt","title":"Locally Hated Streetwear Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome shirts beg to be liked. This one already gave up. Locally Hated is the streetwear t-shirt for anyone who figured out that being everyone's favorite is overrated and being unbothered is the real flex. Two words, fully committed to the bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe joke is in the contrast. The message is hostile, but it is written in an elegant black calligraphic script, the kind you would expect on a luxury label, not a shirt that announces the neighborhood is not a fan. That clash of fancy handwriting and antisocial energy is exactly what makes people do a double take.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who would rather be respected than adored, who treats a little notoriety as a personality trait, this one matches your energy. It suits the streetwear crowd, the dry-humor lovers, and anyone whose vibe is confidently, comfortably misunderstood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who proudly does not do small talk. Hand it over and watch it become their most-worn shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the attitude with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black script crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for people who stopped chasing approval and started enjoying the quiet power of being locally hated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45728304070868,"sku":"89985699335272533512","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45728304103636,"sku":"38654498873343432608","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45728304136404,"sku":"97952679938500215973","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45728304169172,"sku":"25939934990786659393","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028647989460,"sku":"20528238913705638854","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608211201-1f1637eb-135c-6c54-a0cf-16d45baf49bb.jpg?v=1780963069"},{"product_id":"why-t-shirt","title":"WHY Minimalist Statement Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOne word. Black on white. No explanation offered. WHY is the minimalist t-shirt for everyone who has ever stared at the ceiling at 2am asking the exact same thing. It says everything by saying almost nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design is pure restraint: a single bold word centered on a clean white tee, surrounded by space. No mascot, no slogan, no clutter. That stripped-back look is exactly why it works, it reads as sharp minimalist fashion and deadpan existential humor at the same time, and which one people see says more about them than the shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who answers most of life's events with a quiet \"why,\" who likes their wardrobe clean and their humor dry, this one is calibrated for you. It fits the minimalist-aesthetic crowd, the overthinkers, and anyone who finds a plain bold statement funnier than a busy graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a quietly perfect gift for the dry-witted friend who claims they \"don't really wear graphics.\" This is the one they will actually reach for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment matches the ethos: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print crisp against the white, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for minimalists and overthinkers who want to say the most with the least.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46028981797076,"sku":"18018895646726643927","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46028981862612,"sku":"56474711589593226810","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46028981928148,"sku":"21959280468304714009","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46028981993684,"sku":"47479234427492769620","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028982124756,"sku":"25814752611203677872","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608202557-1f163784-1e72-6c40-94f6-1677d7de4060.jpg?v=1780961501"},{"product_id":"need-money-for-porsche-t-shirt","title":"Need Money For Porsche T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, few are this honest about the dream. Need Money For Porsche says the quiet financial goal out loud, scrawled in a thin, just-jotted-it font like a note taped to your fridge for motivation. Half joke, half manifestation board.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-91037e2c-7fff-6652-f1ae-ae694fab1a3c\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it deliberately minimal: four scratchy lines, no graphic, no flash, just the plan. That understated, almost handwritten look is what makes it land as funny and self-aware rather than braggy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are a car guy, a dreamer, or simply someone whose budget and ambitions do not currently match, this one speaks your language. It suits the car-meet crowd, the aspirational-humor lovers, and anyone saving for something a little out of reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who sends you listings of cars they cannot afford yet. Hand it over as moral support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for dreamers and car lovers who are funding the fantasy one paycheck at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46070490595540,"sku":"28999615335723362167","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46070490661076,"sku":"22249419227370481272","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46070490726612,"sku":"18686287516693989123","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46070490792148,"sku":"60250846960677905377","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46070490923220,"sku":"29794477617399061402","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610230805-1f165213-cb04-6f68-bb44-7afcaf235f62.jpg?v=1781133254"},{"product_id":"milf-man-i-love-ferrari-t-shirt","title":"Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, this one is a certified bestseller for a reason. MILF, in big confident red, with the punchline waiting right underneath: (Man, I Love Ferrari). A clean acronym flip that turns one of the internet's most loaded words into a wholesome motorsport confession. It went viral for a reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-e1c3512f-7fff-ab8a-65bd-bf8baa049c1b\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design plays it straight, which is what makes it land. Mock-luxury serif type, red and black on white, no clutter, just the joke delivered with a perfectly deadpan face. It reads instantly and gets a laugh every time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live for race weekends, love car culture, and have a sense of humor about it, this one is your paddock uniform. It suits motorsport fans, the meme-fluent, and anyone who wants a tee that starts conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a guaranteed-laugh gift for the F1 fan or car obsessive in your life. Hand it over and watch them immediately want to wear it to the next race.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for motorsport fans who love the sport almost as much as they love a good pun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46102180167892,"sku":"10106532542802196387","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46102180233428,"sku":"28484438975794124887","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46102180298964,"sku":"30559041009318570904","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46102180364500,"sku":"25412184006071802505","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46102180495572,"sku":"11042745674848681703","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610231703-1f165227-d27f-6504-9d34-c2d16fd66afd.jpg?v=1781133806"},{"product_id":"make-art-make-out-make-money-t-shirt-1","title":"Make Art Make Out Make Money Handwritten Mantra Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCall it a life plan in three lines. This art t-shirt scribbles the only mantra a creative really needs: make art, make out, make money. Ambition, romance, and a paycheck, handwritten like a note to self you actually intend to follow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-31a1363a-7fff-de36-aa1e-7c7f562eefeb\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it casual and human. No polished typography, just loose black marker script across three slightly slanted lines, the kind of thing you would jot in the margin of a sketchbook. That handwritten feel is exactly why it reads as a real motto rather than a corporate slogan.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are building a creative life and refuse to take yourself too seriously while doing it, this one is your uniform. It suits artists, makers, and the aesthetic crowd who like their inspiration with a wink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the creative friend chasing the dream, the one who would actually live by all three lines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it clean and comfy: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the handwritten print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for creatives who want to make art, make out, and make money, ideally all in the same week.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47701635432660,"sku":"28682178320435164763","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47701635498196,"sku":"31933980007685982484","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47701635563732,"sku":"26390737575475015771","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47701635629268,"sku":"28668768791077645684","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47701635727572,"sku":"22028513976220331623","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610202951-1f1650b2-2073-6ce6-b995-7a3efb8e09fd.jpg?v=1781123873"},{"product_id":"white-boy-of-the-year-ironic-meme-t-shirt","title":"White Boy of the Year Ironic Meme T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, few commit to the bit quite like this one. White Boy of the Year is an entirely unserious award nobody handed out, printed in bold serif caps with a tiny star, for the guy whose whole personality is being in on the joke. No category, no rules, no committee. Just the title.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design plays it straight, which is what makes it funny. Clean black condensed serif, stacked like a real accolade, on a relaxed white tee. The more seriously the layout takes itself, the harder the irony lands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of guy who would rather make the joke before anyone else can, who treats self-deprecation as a sport, this one is your acceptance speech. It suits the meme crowd, the streetwear-casual lineup, and anyone whose group chat would lose it seeing this in person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an undefeated gag gift. Give it to the friend who nominates himself for everything, and watch it become his most-worn shirt out of pure commitment to the bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the joke with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed, oversized-friendly fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for guys with enough self-awareness to accept an award that does not exist and wear it proudly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48074793976020,"sku":"28294682014500829113","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48074794008788,"sku":"31895793620683374320","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48074794041556,"sku":"28342811861742555752","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48074794074324,"sku":"16355836166705030417","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48074794107092,"sku":"33600648789284294356","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608222615-1f163891-02d4-6822-a735-66cb54ec1ba1.jpg?v=1780967206"},{"product_id":"ai-slop-v4-t-shirt","title":"AI SLOP V4 T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYour feed is mostly machine-made now, and everyone knows it. AI Slop is the funny graphic tee that says the quiet part out loud in a bold red box logo, a streetwear-style stamp for the era of endless AI-generated content nobody asked for. It hypes the single most un-hypeable thing on the internet, on purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat is the whole joke. The box-logo format is built to sell exclusivity and cool, and here it is slapped onto \"AI SLOP,\" the term for the low-effort, mass-produced AI junk clogging every timeline. Clean red block, crisp white italic, instantly readable from across the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are chronically online, work in tech or design, or just cannot scroll ten seconds without spotting another AI-generated mess, this one is fluent in your exact brand of tired. It suits the meme crowd, the streetwear-literate, and anyone who appreciates a joke with a couple of layers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who sends you the worst AI images they can find. Hand it over and they will get it immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the bit with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red and white crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for terminally-online people who think the funniest way to react to AI slop is to put it on a hype tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078826143956,"sku":"75161978238490949978","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078826176724,"sku":"18693778858459332570","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078826209492,"sku":"21956256542230115585","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078826242260,"sku":"24871587383482279808","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078826275028,"sku":"18810342070910374461","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608225253-1f1638cc-897b-611a-8c7e-daac8b41a993.jpg?v=1781041657"},{"product_id":"ai-slop-hand-drawn-sketch-t-shirt","title":"AI Slop Hand-Drawn Sketch T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHere is an aesthetic t-shirt with the punchline built into the medium. AI Slop, the internet's term for low-effort machine-made content, drawn entirely by hand in soft blue pencil by an actual human. A person sat down and sketched a joke about art being automated, which is the whole point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe lettering is warm and imperfect: chunky bubble caps with visible crosshatch and shading, like a doodle pulled straight from a notebook margin. Against a clean white tee, the blue sketch reads as soft, artsy, and a little tongue-in-cheek, the opposite of a cold AI render.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the doodle and aesthetic corner of the internet, draw a little yourself, or just enjoy a joke with a few layers, this one is your kind of funny. It suits artists, art students, and anyone who appreciates that the design quietly argues with its own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for the creative friend who jokes about AI all day. Hand it over and they will catch the irony immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment matches the soft look: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the blue sketch crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for artists and aesthetic lovers who think the best comeback to \"AI slop\" is to draw it by hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078900953300,"sku":"30978275314591735802","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078900986068,"sku":"28592362100453411505","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078901018836,"sku":"26017129993261416778","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078901051604,"sku":"14544564569669435017","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078901084372,"sku":"19315706817030675334","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609220950-1f1644fe-f6cf-60d4-9f21-7afcaf235f62.jpg?v=1781043517"},{"product_id":"i-love-a-good-reverse-back-print-t-shirt","title":"I Love A Good Reverse Back-Print T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome shirts save the best for the back. This back-print tee turns your shoulder blades into a bold red reverse card, the one that flips the whole game in your favor right when someone thinks they have you, stamped with the line \"I Love A Good Reverse.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-6a2a8b28-7fff-8b4f-18e2-a3ed72f3fe71\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe graphic goes big: a cream-bordered red card with the double-ended arrows and hand-script text curving around the center. It reads instantly from across a room and lands two jokes at once, the classic reverse-card comeback and a cheeky little double meaning for anyone paying attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your group chat runs on memes, your weekends involve card games, and your humor leans playful, this one is built for you. It suits the meme crowd, the game-night regulars, and anyone who likes a back print that does the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who never loses an argument and somehow always has the reverse card ready. Hand it over and it goes straight into rotation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment carries the print well: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red and cream crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for meme and game-night lovers who believe the best move in any situation is a good reverse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078952792276,"sku":"32578753923057948437","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078952825044,"sku":"27607339972482220291","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078952857812,"sku":"31542422018730289909","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078952890580,"sku":"13945265083132664967","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078952923348,"sku":"21125882105016779723","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609222529-1f164521-ee44-65fe-be66-3697f1443a36.jpg?v=1781044367"},{"product_id":"intelligent-enough-t-shirt","title":"Intelligent Enough T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is a funny graphic tee for people who have read just enough to feel deeply unqualified. A small loose sketch of a guy mid-spiral, a tiny rain cloud over his head, and the line \"intelligent enough to know I'm not that intelligent.\" Peak self-awareness, drawn imperfectly on purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-fc50d5fb-7fff-8cca-32e3-09441f5959f7\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it quiet and clever. No bold slogan screaming across your chest, just a little indie-zine doodle and a handwritten caption that rewards anyone who looks twice. It is the kind of joke that earns a slow nod instead of a laugh, which is exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the type who overthinks everything, who got smart enough to realize how much you do not know, this one speaks your language. It suits the deadpan-humor crowd, students, and anyone who finds genuine confidence in admitting the opposite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a sharp gift for the witty friend who treats self-deprecation as an art form. Hand it over and they will appreciate the layers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the fine sketch lines crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for self-aware overthinkers who are smart enough to know they are not that smart, and secure enough to wear it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079090450644,"sku":"26638083218849346436","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079090483412,"sku":"33328121925126132713","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079090516180,"sku":"63853454088368480457","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079090548948,"sku":"31640282607409297077","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079090581716,"sku":"15065080723553301971","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609230741-1f164580-413e-6bf2-a8ed-922014dcad7f.jpg?v=1781046691"},{"product_id":"tiramitsunami-funny-food-meme-tee","title":"Tiramitsunami Funny Food Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhat's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your tiramitsunami. This funny graphic tee turns the internet's favorite worried-partner meme into a full back-print bit, starring a plate of tiramisu sculpted into a towering tidal wave. It makes no sense, and that is exactly why it works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe back print plays it straight, like a real dessert ad: bold serif lines top and bottom, a photographic tiramisu wave cresting in the middle, cocoa dust and all. The deadpan, editorial treatment is what sells the absurdity, the more serious it looks, the funnier the pun lands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your humor lives in surreal food memes, you quote the \"what's wrong babe\" format unprompted, and you genuinely love dessert, this one was made for your feed and your wardrobe. It suits foodies, meme lovers, and back-print fans alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for the friend who sends you cursed food edits at midnight. Hand it over and watch the double-take.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment carries the print well: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the warm tiramisu tones rich, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for meme-loving foodies who think the only thing better than tiramisu is a tiramisu the size of a tidal wave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079172632788,"sku":"80883420810219024050","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079172665556,"sku":"97172145393857961577","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079172698324,"sku":"25721249999604154279","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079172731092,"sku":"94200158886914254390","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079172763860,"sku":"27298908419073384904","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609232813-1f1645ae-2528-6b6a-8520-8a9ff174ae4f.jpg?v=1781048783"},{"product_id":"who-gives-a-f-ck-lowkey-graphic-tee","title":"Who Gives A F*ck Lowkey Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eSome people react to chaos. You cruise past it. This funny car t-shirt is made for the unbothered — the ones who see the wreck, check the rearview, and keep rolling like nothing happened.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe print says it twice so nobody misses the point. Bold stacked text reads \"WHO GIVES A FUCK LOWKEY\" over a flat cartoon scene: a tan vintage sedan gliding past a two-car pileup, flames climbing out of the wreck, and behind the wheel — a man with a mullet, arm out the window, completely at peace. 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Wear it to the function, the family dinner, or your own personal villain arc.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eShopping for someone else? This is one of those car guy gifts that actually gets worn — a top-tier pick for anyone hunting funny gifts for men who already own every tool and gadget. 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It reads from across the room and gets a laugh from across the political spectrum, because honestly, everyone just wants to pee in peace.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis one's for people who are tired of the discourse and fluent in the absurdity of it. For allies with a sense of humor, queers who appreciate a practical proposal, and anyone who's ever stood in front of two bathroom doors wondering which committee designed this system. Wear it to Pride, to campus, to the family gathering where you'd like to end the conversation early.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eShopping for someone? Among lgbt gifts, this one skips the generic rainbow and goes straight to the joke everyone was already thinking. 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