{"title":"WEAR THE JOKE","description":"\u003cp\u003eDumb But Trendy's funny graphic tees turn internet humor into everyday outfits. This collection gathers our funniest designs, from deadpan one-liners and meme references to ironic statements and absurd food puns, all printed on soft, relaxed-fit 100% cotton. If you want a t-shirt that makes people laugh, do a double take, or quietly nod in agreement, start here. Each tee is designed around a single sharp idea, so the joke lands from across the room. Pair them with jeans for everyday wear or grab one as a guaranteed-laugh gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"future-milf-t-shirt","title":"Future MILF (Y2K Statement Tee)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome of the best funny shirts for women say the slightly unhinged part out loud, and Future MILF does exactly that. It is a cheeky, confident wink for the woman who knows where she is headed and finds the whole idea hilarious. Equal parts joke and flex, zero apology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it bold and clean: FUTURE MILF in heavy black caps with a Y2K star-and-orbit swoosh looping off the end, all the early-2000s attitude in one high-contrast graphic. It reads from across the room and photographs even better, which is exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who turns a regular night out into a moment, who treats confidence as an accessory, this one matches your energy. It suits the Y2K-revival crowd, the bold-slogan lovers, and anyone who would rather make people laugh than blend in. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt is also a no-brainer for a bachelorette or girls' trip, and an easy gift for her when your friend has the personality to pull it off. Hand it over and watch it become the group-photo MVP.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for bold, funny women who like their confidence loud and their humor louder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45699340763348,"sku":"63724453521919488734","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45699340796116,"sku":"85056027455566790416","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45699340828884,"sku":"13344737635265464973","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45699340861652,"sku":"29424142026067294673","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45699340927188,"sku":"82637637013252878254","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608195751-1f163745-4912-6b60-b71c-9ebcb898b321.jpg?v=1780958206"},{"product_id":"milf-man-i-love-ferrari-t-shirt","title":"Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, this one is a certified bestseller for a reason. MILF, in big confident red, with the punchline waiting right underneath: (Man, I Love Ferrari). A clean acronym flip that turns one of the internet's most loaded words into a wholesome motorsport confession. It went viral for a reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-e1c3512f-7fff-ab8a-65bd-bf8baa049c1b\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design plays it straight, which is what makes it land. Mock-luxury serif type, red and black on white, no clutter, just the joke delivered with a perfectly deadpan face. It reads instantly and gets a laugh every time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live for race weekends, love car culture, and have a sense of humor about it, this one is your paddock uniform. It suits motorsport fans, the meme-fluent, and anyone who wants a tee that starts conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a guaranteed-laugh gift for the F1 fan or car obsessive in your life. Hand it over and watch them immediately want to wear it to the next race.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for motorsport fans who love the sport almost as much as they love a good pun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46102180167892,"sku":"10106532542802196387","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46102180233428,"sku":"28484438975794124887","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46102180298964,"sku":"30559041009318570904","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46102180364500,"sku":"25412184006071802505","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46102180495572,"sku":"11042745674848681703","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610231703-1f165227-d27f-6504-9d34-c2d16fd66afd.jpg?v=1781133806"},{"product_id":"blowjob-queen-t-shirt","title":"Blowjob Queen T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome offensive t-shirts whisper. This one does not. Blowjob Queen is two words of pure, unfiltered confidence, printed bold and black for the kind of person who finds being subtle deeply overrated. It is shock value with a wink, strictly for adults who can take a joke and dish one out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design is intentionally no-frills: plain heavy caps, no graphic, nothing to soften the punchline. The bluntness is the entire point, and it reads loud and clear from across any room you walk into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your humor is bold, sex-positive, and a little chaotic, this one matches your energy. It thrives at adult parties, bachelorette and hen nights, and anywhere a fearless sense of humor is the dress code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an unbeatable gag gift for the friend who is impossible to embarrass, the one who will wear it proudly and make it their whole personality for the night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for bold adults who treat being unfiltered as a personality trait, not a flaw. (18+)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46123636555988,"sku":"33053916617782793755","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46123636621524,"sku":"96479591059105211292","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46123636687060,"sku":"17711542415478611966","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46123636752596,"sku":"11910061374523049644","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46123636883668,"sku":"25209909589023046379","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610191615-1f16500d-98ea-6468-89a3-225e7ff7e178.jpg?v=1781119269"},{"product_id":"all-my-favourite-rappers-are-dead-t-shirt","title":"All My Favourite Rappers Are Dead T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis hip-hop t-shirt is for the fans who treat the greats like family. All my favourite rappers are dead, scrawled in raw black marker, equal parts grief, tribute, and the honest opinion that the legends set a bar the game has been chasing ever since. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-e6179037-7fff-340c-e030-7306f7bba1dd\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design refuses to look polished, and that is the point. Hand-drawn, scratchy lettering reads like something written on a wall or a notebook at 3am, the kind of unfiltered honesty that resonates with people who actually live in the music.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your playlists lean on the artists who are no longer here, if you argue that the classics still hit harder than anything new, this one says it for you. It suits hip-hop heads, streetwear fans, and anyone who carries the genre's history with them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a meaningful gift for the rap fan in your life who quotes verses like scripture and never skips the old stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for hip-hop fans who keep the fallen legends in heavy rotation and want the world to know it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46226929516756,"sku":"15877967230764559698","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46226929582292,"sku":"29611783309608434185","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46226929647828,"sku":"86391168365242785171","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46226929713364,"sku":"27095623930150574711","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46226929844436,"sku":"14066438099976886673","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610193955-1f165042-864d-6e42-bbc3-c2d16fd66afd.jpg?v=1781121914"},{"product_id":"adult-money-t-shirt","title":"Adult Money T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eSome people put it in savings. You put it toward the LEGO set, the mechanical keyboard, and the console you begged \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003efor when you were nine. This funny adulting t-shirt says the quiet part out loud: Feeding My Inner Child With Adult \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eMoney.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe print stacks the line across five mismatched fonts and four colors, crimson, mustard, forest green and navy, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003esplashed across a clean white tee. The mixed-typography look reads like a half-serious confession and a victory lap \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eat the same time. It is loud enough to catch eyes across a room and honest enough that everyone who reads it quietly \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003enods.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of grown-up who finally bought the toys, gadgets and games you never had, this one is for you. It \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003espeaks to gamers, collectors, hobbyists and anyone whose hobby budget raises eyebrows. You worked for the money. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eSpending it on joy instead of being sensible is the whole point, and this shirt wears that logic like a badge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIt also makes one of the easier funny gifts for men, women or any friend who treats payday like a holiday. Birthday, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eholiday, or just-because, it lands every time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe garment backs up the joke with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the colors sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003efeel that holds its shape, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to survive years of wash cycles. Relaxed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003efit, lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for grown-ups who never stopped buying toys and stopped feeling bad about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48069051875540,"sku":"32777593166871772229","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48069051908308,"sku":"17726182458270865350","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48069051941076,"sku":"19265605187489433891","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48069051973844,"sku":"27221427653580841198","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48069052006612,"sku":"11132704399944440154","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260607220055-1f162bc5-ba74-67bc-a564-3ab9b775d6ca.jpg?v=1780873849"},{"product_id":"dont-wanna-work-lazy-cat-tee","title":"Don't Wanna Work Lazy Cat Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThere are two kinds of days: the ones you show up for, and the ones where you would rather curl into a sunbeam and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eignore your entire to-do list. This funny cat t-shirt is built for the second kind. The print says exactly what your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003ebrain has been whispering since Monday morning: don't wanna work, just meow meow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe design is a vintage engraving-style tabby, paws tucked, wearing the most unbothered stare in the animal kingdom, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003ewrapped in a circular red badge with the slogan arcing around it. It is printed in a single rich red on a clean white \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003etee, with little sparkle accents that give it a retro, well-worn look. Simple, loud, and impossible to misread from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003ea\u003c\/span\u003ecross a room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who treats naps as a personality trait, who loves your cat partly because it has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003emastered the art of doing nothing, this one speaks your language. It suits the soft-life crowd, the work-from-home \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eloungers, and anyone whose ideal weekend is a horizontal one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy cat lover gift. Drop it on a cat mom, a cat dad, or the friend who replies to every plan with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\"or we could just stay in,\" and watch it become their default weekend shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe garment earns its spot in the rotation too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e6.1 oz feel that holds its shape, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams that survive endless wash-and-wear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eRelaxed fit, lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers and proud procrastinators who would genuinely rather meow meow than work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48069056037076,"sku":"23826884129669789428","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48069056069844,"sku":"22403427261945489185","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48069056102612,"sku":"12457234306323460038","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48069056135380,"sku":"22673187162902614973","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48069056168148,"sku":"17248376821470884917","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260607231133-1f162c63-9a79-695a-ad3e-e6ed2c2fd960.jpg?v=1780875134"},{"product_id":"man-i-love-felines-cat-meme-t-shirt","title":"Man I Love Felines Cat Meme T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMILF. Man I Love Felines. This funny cat t-shirt takes the internet's most loaded four letters and hands them to the only crowd that truly earns them: people who are completely, unapologetically obsessed with cats. You read it one way, then you read the subtitle, and the joke lands with a grin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eUnder the bold headline sits a grid of nine cat breeds, each illustrated in full color like a page torn from a vintage field guide. Tabbies, a fluffy gray longhair, a ginger, a Siamese, a sleek black cat and a spotted Bengal all line up in a row, so the whole design reads as both a punchline and a tiny celebration of every cat you have ever loved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the type who sends cat videos at 2am, names strangers' cats on sight, and considers \"crazy cat lady\" a compliment, this one is fluent in your language. It wears just as well on a cat mom, a cat dad, or anyone who appreciates a clever double-take joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat double meaning also makes it a standout cat mom gift or cat lover gift. Give it to the friend whose camera roll is 80 percent cat, and it becomes their new favorite shirt instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the illustrations sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers who want one punchline that says everything: Man I Love Felines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073586114772,"sku":"63048108745790947593","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073586147540,"sku":"29716300477186915898","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073586180308,"sku":"21612028498592579806","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073586213076,"sku":"17448494856895687994","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073586245844,"sku":"94041501653963757895","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260607233139-1f162c90-8462-60ae-ad85-c2a5551d866d.jpg?v=1780955103"},{"product_id":"what-am-i-doing-cat-meme-t-shirt","title":"What Am I Doing With My Lives Existential Cat Meme T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCats are supposed to have nine lives. This one looks like it is questioning every single one. This funny cat t-shirt pairs a deadpan black-and-white tabby with the most relatable thought of your twenties, thirties, and every decade after: what am I doing with my lives?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe joke runs deeper than it looks. Humans get one existential crisis. The cat on this shirt, by folklore, gets nine, which means it has nine times the doubt, nine times the 3am overthinking, and nine times the blank stare into the middle distance. The vintage photo-style print and bold serif caption give it a dry, poster-like seriousness that makes the punchline land even harder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who treats overthinking as a hobby and your cat as your emotional support coworker, this one gets you. It suits cat lovers, chronic overthinkers, and anyone whose group chat is mostly existential jokes and cat photos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a spot-on cat lover gift. Hand it to the friend who is perpetually \"figuring things out,\" or the cat mom who relates to her cat a little too much, and it becomes their new comfort shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers and overthinkers who are not sure what they are doing with this life, let alone the other eight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073620750548,"sku":"12396314868972559836","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073620783316,"sku":"22450995615236215540","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073620816084,"sku":"17502497504830613151","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073620848852,"sku":"30291038874437552199","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073620881620,"sku":"17110500369152206913","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608193657-1f163716-952e-6820-b1b9-0e5d39a0f4d4.jpg?v=1780956074"},{"product_id":"daddy-chill-y2k-meme-tee","title":"Daddy Chill Y2K Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your default setting is unbothered, this is your shirt. Daddy chill is the funny meme shirt for the girl who refuses to match anyone's chaos and would honestly just rather not. Two words, zero stress, all attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe phrase comes straight from one of the internet's most quotable reaction moments, and it still gets used daily to tell someone to relax, lower the drama, and take it down several notches. Here it is rendered in a glossy pink Y2K bubble script, all candy shine and early-2000s nostalgia, so the meme energy and the aesthetic land at the same time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who responds to nonsense with a single raised eyebrow, who keeps the group chat calm while everyone else spirals, this one speaks for you. It suits the Y2K-revival crowd, the meme-fluent, and anyone who treats \"unbothered\" as a lifestyle rather than a mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for her. Hand it to the friend who is allergic to drama and fluent in sarcasm, and it becomes their new going-out staple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the pink script crisp and glossy, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for confident, low-drama women who would rather say \"daddy chill\" than explain themselves twice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073685795028,"sku":"44372314210251547990","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073685860564,"sku":"12120252641247460266","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073685926100,"sku":"29004308806405684511","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073685991636,"sku":"11341318271018383489","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073686089940,"sku":"25019750758886036293","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608195140-1f163737-7b34-6a16-8cb8-5a261bb3f049.jpg?v=1780957162"},{"product_id":"ai-just-killed-the-art-funny-ai-meme-tee","title":"AI Just Killed The Art Funny AI Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBreaking news from your feed: AI just killed the art. Again. This funny graphic tee takes the internet's favorite doom headline and prints it in the most colorful, gloriously hand-drawn human art imaginable, which is the entire joke. The message says art is dead. The design says try again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eEvery letter is a different bright color in chunky, doodled bubble caps, surrounded by hand-drawn stars, hearts, butterflies, and a little smiling face. It looks like something a very talented human made on purpose, which is exactly the point of a shirt mocking the idea that machines made human creativity obsolete.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are an artist, a designer, or just someone who scrolls past one more \"AI destroyed [entire industry]\" rage-bait post per day, this one is fluent in your eye-roll. It suits creatives, tech workers, and anyone who finds the doom discourse funnier than scary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the designer friend who has ranted about this exact topic at least three times this month. Hand it over and watch them grin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the bit with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the colors vivid, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for artists and online lifers who think the funniest response to \"AI killed art\" is a burst of very human color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48074515611860,"sku":"13058415021521518135","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48074515644628,"sku":"31365642903206199557","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48074515677396,"sku":"17219139155619941114","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48074515710164,"sku":"32841547115407540571","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48074515742932,"sku":"32861955162872887527","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609215321-1f1644da-1bf9-66fe-b080-8660f2bec6ad.jpg?v=1781042092"},{"product_id":"white-boy-of-the-year-ironic-meme-t-shirt","title":"White Boy of the Year Ironic Meme T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, few commit to the bit quite like this one. White Boy of the Year is an entirely unserious award nobody handed out, printed in bold serif caps with a tiny star, for the guy whose whole personality is being in on the joke. No category, no rules, no committee. Just the title.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design plays it straight, which is what makes it funny. Clean black condensed serif, stacked like a real accolade, on a relaxed white tee. The more seriously the layout takes itself, the harder the irony lands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of guy who would rather make the joke before anyone else can, who treats self-deprecation as a sport, this one is your acceptance speech. It suits the meme crowd, the streetwear-casual lineup, and anyone whose group chat would lose it seeing this in person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an undefeated gag gift. Give it to the friend who nominates himself for everything, and watch it become his most-worn shirt out of pure commitment to the bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the joke with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed, oversized-friendly fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for guys with enough self-awareness to accept an award that does not exist and wear it proudly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48074793976020,"sku":"28294682014500829113","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48074794008788,"sku":"31895793620683374320","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48074794041556,"sku":"28342811861742555752","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48074794074324,"sku":"16355836166705030417","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48074794107092,"sku":"33600648789284294356","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608222615-1f163891-02d4-6822-a735-66cb54ec1ba1.jpg?v=1780967206"},{"product_id":"ai-slop-drip-grunge-tee","title":"AI Slop Drip Grunge Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHalf statement piece, half horror-movie poster. This grunge t-shirt drips the words AI SLOP down the chest in melting black sludge, turning the internet's favorite insult for low-effort AI content into something you can actually wear. The message is \"slop,\" and the design takes it literally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-1959d822-7fff-2090-4ba1-0044697caa8e\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe print oozes. Heavy black letters sag and run into drips and splatter, like the screen finally started leaking after one too many AI-generated posts. It is grimy in the best way, the kind of alt, anti-polish graphic that stands out hard against clean minimalist tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the grunge and alt aesthetic, scroll past more AI junk than real posts, and prefer your humor a little dark, this one is your uniform. It suits the meme-literate, the tech-tired, and anyone who likes a shirt that looks like it might still be wet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the alt friend who hates AI content and loves a grimy graphic. Hand it over and it goes straight into rotation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up under the mess: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black drip crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for grunge and alt fans who think the funniest way to picture AI slop is as black sludge dripping off the screen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078868283604,"sku":"29909182750763894715","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078868316372,"sku":"35347678493215231922","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078868349140,"sku":"66733641341774773333","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078868381908,"sku":"26563423354043046929","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078868414676,"sku":"14744784628569433786","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609215749-1f1644e4-1776-6cb2-ac36-7ab285b2c36f.jpg?v=1781042788"},{"product_id":"ai-slop-hand-drawn-sketch-t-shirt","title":"AI Slop Hand-Drawn Sketch T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHere is an aesthetic t-shirt with the punchline built into the medium. AI Slop, the internet's term for low-effort machine-made content, drawn entirely by hand in soft blue pencil by an actual human. A person sat down and sketched a joke about art being automated, which is the whole point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe lettering is warm and imperfect: chunky bubble caps with visible crosshatch and shading, like a doodle pulled straight from a notebook margin. Against a clean white tee, the blue sketch reads as soft, artsy, and a little tongue-in-cheek, the opposite of a cold AI render.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the doodle and aesthetic corner of the internet, draw a little yourself, or just enjoy a joke with a few layers, this one is your kind of funny. It suits artists, art students, and anyone who appreciates that the design quietly argues with its own message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for the creative friend who jokes about AI all day. Hand it over and they will catch the irony immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment matches the soft look: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the blue sketch crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for artists and aesthetic lovers who think the best comeback to \"AI slop\" is to draw it by hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078900953300,"sku":"30978275314591735802","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078900986068,"sku":"28592362100453411505","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078901018836,"sku":"26017129993261416778","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078901051604,"sku":"14544564569669435017","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078901084372,"sku":"19315706817030675334","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609220950-1f1644fe-f6cf-60d4-9f21-7afcaf235f62.jpg?v=1781043517"},{"product_id":"intelligent-enough-t-shirt","title":"Intelligent Enough T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is a funny graphic tee for people who have read just enough to feel deeply unqualified. A small loose sketch of a guy mid-spiral, a tiny rain cloud over his head, and the line \"intelligent enough to know I'm not that intelligent.\" Peak self-awareness, drawn imperfectly on purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-fc50d5fb-7fff-8cca-32e3-09441f5959f7\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it quiet and clever. No bold slogan screaming across your chest, just a little indie-zine doodle and a handwritten caption that rewards anyone who looks twice. It is the kind of joke that earns a slow nod instead of a laugh, which is exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the type who overthinks everything, who got smart enough to realize how much you do not know, this one speaks your language. It suits the deadpan-humor crowd, students, and anyone who finds genuine confidence in admitting the opposite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a sharp gift for the witty friend who treats self-deprecation as an art form. Hand it over and they will appreciate the layers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the fine sketch lines crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for self-aware overthinkers who are smart enough to know they are not that smart, and secure enough to wear it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079090450644,"sku":"26638083218849346436","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079090483412,"sku":"33328121925126132713","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079090516180,"sku":"63853454088368480457","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079090548948,"sku":"31640282607409297077","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079090581716,"sku":"15065080723553301971","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609230741-1f164580-413e-6bf2-a8ed-922014dcad7f.jpg?v=1781046691"},{"product_id":"los-pollos-hermanos-back-print-t-shirt","title":"Los Pollos Hermanos Back-Print T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you know, you know. This Los Pollos Hermanos shirt is a back-print tribute to the most famous fried-chicken spot that never actually existed, the cult fictional chain every Breaking Bad fan can spot from across a room. Subtle on the front, unmistakable on the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe front keeps it low-key with a small red chest hit, while the back goes all in: the full circular logo with the two cartoon chicken brothers, sunburst, and stars in classic red and yellow. It reads like vintage fast-food signage, which is exactly why the design works as everyday wear and not just a costume.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you have rewatched the series more times than you will admit, quote Gus Fring at dinner, or just love a sharp piece of TV nostalgia, this one is built for your rotation. It suits fellow fans, back-print streetwear lovers, and anyone who appreciates an inside joke worn loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for the Breaking Bad superfan in your life. Hand it over and watch the recognition land instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment carries the print well: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the colors rich, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for Breaking Bad fans who want to rep the most iconic chicken joint that only ever existed on screen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079124168916,"sku":"80643288912320762434","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079124201684,"sku":"31878781301135693562","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079124234452,"sku":"62323027138174625494","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079124267220,"sku":"22703997264975017215","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079124299988,"sku":"22374708183885593678","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609231433-1f16458f-9a45-6ff2-8bf8-6a94e8f1f7d8.jpg?v=1781047586"},{"product_id":"tiramitsunami-funny-food-meme-tee","title":"Tiramitsunami Funny Food Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWhat's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your tiramitsunami. This funny graphic tee turns the internet's favorite worried-partner meme into a full back-print bit, starring a plate of tiramisu sculpted into a towering tidal wave. It makes no sense, and that is exactly why it works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe back print plays it straight, like a real dessert ad: bold serif lines top and bottom, a photographic tiramisu wave cresting in the middle, cocoa dust and all. The deadpan, editorial treatment is what sells the absurdity, the more serious it looks, the funnier the pun lands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your humor lives in surreal food memes, you quote the \"what's wrong babe\" format unprompted, and you genuinely love dessert, this one was made for your feed and your wardrobe. 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Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for meme-loving foodies who think the only thing better than tiramisu is a tiramisu the size of a tidal wave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079172632788,"sku":"80883420810219024050","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079172665556,"sku":"97172145393857961577","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079172698324,"sku":"25721249999604154279","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079172731092,"sku":"94200158886914254390","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079172763860,"sku":"27298908419073384904","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609232813-1f1645ae-2528-6b6a-8520-8a9ff174ae4f.jpg?v=1781048783"},{"product_id":"uncanny-valley-instagram-models-satire-t-shirt","title":"Uncanny Valley Instagram Models Satire T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSame nose, same lips, same jaw, same everything. 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This funny graphic tee turns the internet's favorite wellness flex into a doodle, a wobbly little smiley face announcing that, for once, everything is calm and nothing is stressing you out. Peak inner peace, drawn badly on purpose. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-8c97bcb8-7fff-1ec1-fa64-b93bb5bfd99e\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it minimal and disarming: a hand-drawn smiley with \"Cortisol Level Optimal\" arched around it like a tiny, sincere badge of serenity. 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Drop it on your bestie who just got cuffed, your situationship, or yourself, because you've earned it. One funny relationship shirt, zero effort, infinite replies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 100% cotton, 6.1 oz, with double-needle hems and a relaxed fit that wears in instead of out. 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The person whose \"just being friendly\" gets misread constantly - and has officially stopped apologizing for it. If you've ever had to say \"I'm not flirting, I literally just talk to everyone,\" this is your shirt. 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