{"title":"GIFTS SHE'LL ACTUALLY WEAR","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for gifts for her? Dumb But Trendy's graphic tees are the easy answer, funny, aesthetic, and on-trend shirts she'll actually reach for. This collection spans relatable humor, clean aesthetic prints, vintage crests, and self-care designs, all on soft, relaxed 100% cotton in a flattering, tuckable fit. Whether she's into cat memes, the clean-girl aesthetic, or a cheeky statement, there's a tee here for the occasion. Birthdays, holidays, or \"thinking of you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"future-milf-t-shirt","title":"Future MILF (Y2K Statement Tee)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome of the best funny shirts for women say the slightly unhinged part out loud, and Future MILF does exactly that. It is a cheeky, confident wink for the woman who knows where she is headed and finds the whole idea hilarious. Equal parts joke and flex, zero apology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it bold and clean: FUTURE MILF in heavy black caps with a Y2K star-and-orbit swoosh looping off the end, all the early-2000s attitude in one high-contrast graphic. It reads from across the room and photographs even better, which is exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who turns a regular night out into a moment, who treats confidence as an accessory, this one matches your energy. It suits the Y2K-revival crowd, the bold-slogan lovers, and anyone who would rather make people laugh than blend in. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt is also a no-brainer for a bachelorette or girls' trip, and an easy gift for her when your friend has the personality to pull it off. Hand it over and watch it become the group-photo MVP.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black print sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for bold, funny women who like their confidence loud and their humor louder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45699340763348,"sku":"63724453521919488734","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45699340796116,"sku":"85056027455566790416","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45699340828884,"sku":"13344737635265464973","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45699340861652,"sku":"29424142026067294673","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45699340927188,"sku":"82637637013252878254","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608195751-1f163745-4912-6b60-b71c-9ebcb898b321.jpg?v=1780958206"},{"product_id":"self-love-t-shirt","title":"Self-Love Warped Back-Print Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis aesthetic tee says one thing, over and over, until it sinks in: self-love. Printed across the back in cool cobalt blue, the words ripple and warp into a hidden smiley, a quiet reminder disguised as a genuinely great graphic. Positive, without being a poster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-987cedd8-7fff-f3d2-cc0a-63711d8803fa\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design is the hook. Repeated, liquified type gives it a hypnotic Y2K feel, and the smiley hiding in the distortion rewards a second look. It reads as cool first and uplifting second, which is exactly why it works on people who would never wear an obvious affirmation tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are into self-care, mental-health awareness, or just the warped-aesthetic look, this one fits your wardrobe and your mindset. It suits the wellness crowd, aesthetic dressers, and anyone who likes a back print with a little meaning behind it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for a friend working on being kinder to themselves. The message lands without saying a word out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment carries the print well: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the blue crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for people who believe self-love is worth repeating, and look good reminding everyone behind them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46028698648788,"sku":"38285006877956931832","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46028698681556,"sku":"28825359945643535746","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46028698714324,"sku":"28593279493479658557","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46028698747092,"sku":"22637779175840634974","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46028698812628,"sku":"55845843948281501225","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610094106-1f164b08-0f7f-6f48-a3c9-7afcaf235f62.jpg?v=1781117797"},{"product_id":"bite-my-finger-t-shirt","title":"Bite My Finger Line Art Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA little tension, drawn in a single line. This aesthetic tee features a delicate fine-line illustration of a hand raised to the lips, sensual but understated, the kind of art that says more by showing less. Tasteful, intimate, and quietly confident. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-8e3307be-7fff-6bf8-a4a6-f46af563d212\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design leans on restraint: one continuous black line on a clean white tee, in the fine-line style that defines modern tattoo and minimalist art. It reads as elegant rather than explicit, which is exactly what makes it wearable anywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the minimalist, fine-line, and tattoo-aesthetic world, this one fits your whole look. It suits art-forward dressers, line-art lovers, and anyone drawn to a design with a little mystery. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for the friend with the curated, minimalist wardrobe and a soft spot for fine-line tattoos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it clean: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the fine linework crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for minimalist and fine-line art lovers who like their aesthetic a little sensual and very understated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46049029161172,"sku":"29280858669634417177","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46049029226708,"sku":"96827597583505674005","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46049029292244,"sku":"30514972377785133122","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46049029357780,"sku":"22206808782563495451","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46049029488852,"sku":"27211899798092456077","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610231355-1f165220-d780-637a-96c1-6a94e8f1f7d8.jpg?v=1781133603"},{"product_id":"need-money-for-porsche-t-shirt","title":"Need Money For Porsche T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, few are this honest about the dream. Need Money For Porsche says the quiet financial goal out loud, scrawled in a thin, just-jotted-it font like a note taped to your fridge for motivation. Half joke, half manifestation board.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-91037e2c-7fff-6652-f1ae-ae694fab1a3c\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it deliberately minimal: four scratchy lines, no graphic, no flash, just the plan. That understated, almost handwritten look is what makes it land as funny and self-aware rather than braggy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are a car guy, a dreamer, or simply someone whose budget and ambitions do not currently match, this one speaks your language. It suits the car-meet crowd, the aspirational-humor lovers, and anyone saving for something a little out of reach.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who sends you listings of cars they cannot afford yet. Hand it over as moral support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for dreamers and car lovers who are funding the fantasy one paycheck at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46070490595540,"sku":"28999615335723362167","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46070490661076,"sku":"22249419227370481272","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46070490726612,"sku":"18686287516693989123","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46070490792148,"sku":"60250846960677905377","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46070490923220,"sku":"29794477617399061402","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610230805-1f165213-cb04-6f68-bb44-7afcaf235f62.jpg?v=1781133254"},{"product_id":"los-angeles-fitness-club-t-shirt","title":"LA Club Fitness Members Only Vintage Gym Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eConsider yourself a member. This gym t-shirt borrows the look of an exclusive fitness club, a clean navy \"Los Angeles Club Fitness, Members Only\" crest, and turns it into an everyday aesthetic staple. No sign-up fee, no contract, just the vibe. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-a0275bd7-7fff-ada0-8e3c-2b9cd0d24ba8\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe print keeps it elegant: spaced caps, a script \"Club,\" and a refined serif \"Fitness\" in deep navy on white. It reads sporty-luxe rather than loud, the kind of graphic that works over bike shorts at the gym or with jeans on a rest day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live the gym-and-aesthetic lifestyle, this one fits your whole rotation. It suits the fitness crowd, the athleisure dressers, and anyone who likes their workout wardrobe to look as considered as their training.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for the friend who never misses a session and somehow always looks put-together doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it comfortable: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the navy print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for everyday wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the gym-lifestyle crowd who want their off-duty look as clean as their form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46091140759764,"sku":"56648173653939871581","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46091140825300,"sku":"25086418060169720045","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46091140890836,"sku":"21096166721233985485","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46091140956372,"sku":"29897782767163102957","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46091141087444,"sku":"18961553623407780508","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610231111-1f16521a-bcfc-61ee-8e5b-7a3efb8e09fd.jpg?v=1781133361"},{"product_id":"los-angeles-california-wellness-club-t-shirt","title":"LA California Wellness Club Vintage Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSoft-launch your healthiest era. This California t-shirt borrows the look of an old members-only wellness club, an elegant green \"LA California Wellness Club, est. 1987\" crest, and turns it into an everyday aesthetic staple. Quietly cool, very put-together, zero actual membership required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-7f4523cc-7fff-a3b7-7ee6-71f9c30da5b8\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe print leans premium: a varsity-style monogram, a script \"California,\" and clean collegiate type in forest green on white. It reads like vintage Ivy-meets-Pilates, the kind of refined graphic that works with bike shorts, denim, or a blazer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the clean-girl, wellness, California-lifestyle lane, this one fits your whole aesthetic. It suits the Pilates-and-matcha crowd, vintage-collegiate fans, and anyone curating that calm, intentional look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for the friend whose entire personality is green juice, long walks, and a tidy morning routine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it soft and clean: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the green print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the California-wellness aesthetic crowd who want their downtime to look as intentional as it feels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46091188928724,"sku":"74285583129145339953","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46091188994260,"sku":"26801364229489497948","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46091189059796,"sku":"28821634590499038616","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46091189125332,"sku":"17477478697300150057","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46091189256404,"sku":"12280445118705347417","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610230521-1f16520d-ad30-6d12-abf3-225e7ff7e178.jpg?v=1781132860"},{"product_id":"the-city-of-new-york-t-shirt","title":"The City of New York Vintage Back-Print Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA love letter to the city that never slows down. This New York t-shirt carries a vintage back-print crest, \"The City of New York, where dreams hustle harder, established 1987,\" in refined navy. Part souvenir, part mood board, all aspiration. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-61edecd7-7fff-41e6-3c7c-98d8746fc89a\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design leans editorial: elegant serif type, a script tagline, and that clean navy-on-white palette that reads heritage rather than touristy. It fits the old-money and city-aesthetic look, the kind of graphic that works on a coffee run or a red-eye flight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you love New York, romanticize the hustle, or just live in the vintage-editorial aesthetic, this one is your piece. It suits aesthetic dressers, NYC lovers, and anyone who treats ambition like a personality trait. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for the friend obsessed with the city, or a keepsake that outlasts any trip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment carries the print well: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the navy crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for New York lovers and aesthetic dressers who want a little of the city's ambition with them everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46091222188244,"sku":"21932049581519080818","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46091222253780,"sku":"85650411763186027789","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46091222319316,"sku":"60314114860199242079","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46091222384852,"sku":"13917688363799876244","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46091222515924,"sku":"18152165820052950075","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610232610-1f16523c-3a2c-6aa8-9e62-7a3efb8e09fd.jpg?v=1781134304"},{"product_id":"milf-man-i-love-ferrari-t-shirt","title":"Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmong funny men's t-shirts, this one is a certified bestseller for a reason. MILF, in big confident red, with the punchline waiting right underneath: (Man, I Love Ferrari). A clean acronym flip that turns one of the internet's most loaded words into a wholesome motorsport confession. It went viral for a reason.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-e1c3512f-7fff-ab8a-65bd-bf8baa049c1b\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design plays it straight, which is what makes it land. Mock-luxury serif type, red and black on white, no clutter, just the joke delivered with a perfectly deadpan face. It reads instantly and gets a laugh every time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live for race weekends, love car culture, and have a sense of humor about it, this one is your paddock uniform. It suits motorsport fans, the meme-fluent, and anyone who wants a tee that starts conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a guaranteed-laugh gift for the F1 fan or car obsessive in your life. Hand it over and watch them immediately want to wear it to the next race.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for motorsport fans who love the sport almost as much as they love a good pun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46102180167892,"sku":"10106532542802196387","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46102180233428,"sku":"28484438975794124887","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46102180298964,"sku":"30559041009318570904","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46102180364500,"sku":"25412184006071802505","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46102180495572,"sku":"11042745674848681703","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610231703-1f165227-d27f-6504-9d34-c2d16fd66afd.jpg?v=1781133806"},{"product_id":"los-angeles-city-of-angels-t-shirt","title":"LA City of Angels Vintage Cherub T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePart souvenir, part mood board. LA City of Angels is the Los Angeles t-shirt for anyone who romanticizes the city, whether they live off Sunset or have only seen it in films. A vintage cherub, an elegant monogram, and a brick red that looks straight off an old postcard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design leans refined rather than touristy: an interlocked \"LA\" in calligraphic serif, \"City of Angels\" in fine spaced caps, and a Renaissance-style cupid drawing a bow underneath, all printed in a single rich red. It reads like a vintage find from a flea market rather than a gift-shop tee, which is exactly the appeal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are drawn to the dark-academia and angelcore aesthetic, or you just love the myth of Los Angeles, this one fits your shelf and your feed. It suits vintage-tee collectors, aesthetic dressers, and anyone building a wardrobe around old-world details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful gift for the friend obsessed with LA or the cherub aesthetic, and a souvenir worth keeping after the trip ends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment matches the mood: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for vintage-aesthetic lovers who want a little bit of the City of Angels with them everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46105209831636,"sku":"14402045486985131253","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46105209897172,"sku":"27056149421759207095","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46105209962708,"sku":"17902867668433514301","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46105210028244,"sku":"25493807350335292140","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46105210159316,"sku":"21595112860027153602","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608213051-1f163815-2963-6b54-9736-7ece3ad9843a.jpg?v=1780963929"},{"product_id":"reading-is-sexy-t-shirt","title":"Reading Is Sexy Vintage Book Lover T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome people collect shoes. You collect unread books and exactly zero regrets. Reading is sexy is the book lover shirt for anyone who genuinely believes a person lost in a good novel is the most attractive thing in the room. It is a quiet flex for the well-read and the proudly bookish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design leans elegant, not loud: \"Reading is sexy.\" set in a vintage editorial serif with a calligraphic italic, finished with a small \"Reading N.Y. Division\" masthead detail, all in a rich red on a clean white tee. It reads like the cover of a fashion magazine rather than a joke shirt, which is exactly why it works on a coffee run or curled up by the fire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person whose ideal evening involves a warm drink, a soft blanket, and three hundred pages, this one speaks your language. It suits the BookTok crowd, dark-academia fans, students, and anyone romanticizing the simple act of reading. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an effortless book lover gift. Give it to the friend who finishes a novel a week, or the partner who reads in bed every night, and it becomes their cozy uniform.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment matches the mood: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for years of wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for book lovers who would rather be reading and want everyone to know it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46105222480084,"sku":"10911590377575081227","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46105222545620,"sku":"65328717836606759294","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46105222611156,"sku":"10432931159024831163","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46105222676692,"sku":"98475131299626997504","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46105222807764,"sku":"15698656791255273921","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608210159-1f1637d4-a22e-630e-a5cb-be4d2f46def0.jpg?v=1780962087"},{"product_id":"dont-wanna-work-lazy-cat-tee","title":"Don't Wanna Work Lazy Cat Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThere are two kinds of days: the ones you show up for, and the ones where you would rather curl into a sunbeam and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eignore your entire to-do list. This funny cat t-shirt is built for the second kind. The print says exactly what your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003ebrain has been whispering since Monday morning: don't wanna work, just meow meow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe design is a vintage engraving-style tabby, paws tucked, wearing the most unbothered stare in the animal kingdom, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003ewrapped in a circular red badge with the slogan arcing around it. It is printed in a single rich red on a clean white \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003etee, with little sparkle accents that give it a retro, well-worn look. Simple, loud, and impossible to misread from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003ea\u003c\/span\u003ecross a room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who treats naps as a personality trait, who loves your cat partly because it has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003emastered the art of doing nothing, this one speaks your language. It suits the soft-life crowd, the work-from-home \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eloungers, and anyone whose ideal weekend is a horizontal one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy cat lover gift. Drop it on a cat mom, a cat dad, or the friend who replies to every plan with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e\"or we could just stay in,\" and watch it become their default weekend shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThe garment earns its spot in the rotation too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003e6.1 oz feel that holds its shape, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams that survive endless wash-and-wear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eRelaxed fit, lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-variant-ligatures: no-common-ligatures;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers and proud procrastinators who would genuinely rather meow meow than work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48069056037076,"sku":"23826884129669789428","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48069056069844,"sku":"22403427261945489185","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48069056102612,"sku":"12457234306323460038","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48069056135380,"sku":"22673187162902614973","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48069056168148,"sku":"17248376821470884917","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260607231133-1f162c63-9a79-695a-ad3e-e6ed2c2fd960.jpg?v=1780875134"},{"product_id":"man-i-love-felines-cat-meme-t-shirt","title":"Man I Love Felines Cat Meme T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMILF. Man I Love Felines. This funny cat t-shirt takes the internet's most loaded four letters and hands them to the only crowd that truly earns them: people who are completely, unapologetically obsessed with cats. You read it one way, then you read the subtitle, and the joke lands with a grin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eUnder the bold headline sits a grid of nine cat breeds, each illustrated in full color like a page torn from a vintage field guide. Tabbies, a fluffy gray longhair, a ginger, a Siamese, a sleek black cat and a spotted Bengal all line up in a row, so the whole design reads as both a punchline and a tiny celebration of every cat you have ever loved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the type who sends cat videos at 2am, names strangers' cats on sight, and considers \"crazy cat lady\" a compliment, this one is fluent in your language. It wears just as well on a cat mom, a cat dad, or anyone who appreciates a clever double-take joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThat double meaning also makes it a standout cat mom gift or cat lover gift. Give it to the friend whose camera roll is 80 percent cat, and it becomes their new favorite shirt instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the illustrations sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers who want one punchline that says everything: Man I Love Felines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073586114772,"sku":"63048108745790947593","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073586147540,"sku":"29716300477186915898","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073586180308,"sku":"21612028498592579806","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073586213076,"sku":"17448494856895687994","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073586245844,"sku":"94041501653963757895","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260607233139-1f162c90-8462-60ae-ad85-c2a5551d866d.jpg?v=1780955103"},{"product_id":"what-am-i-doing-cat-meme-t-shirt","title":"What Am I Doing With My Lives Existential Cat Meme T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eCats are supposed to have nine lives. This one looks like it is questioning every single one. This funny cat t-shirt pairs a deadpan black-and-white tabby with the most relatable thought of your twenties, thirties, and every decade after: what am I doing with my lives?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe joke runs deeper than it looks. Humans get one existential crisis. The cat on this shirt, by folklore, gets nine, which means it has nine times the doubt, nine times the 3am overthinking, and nine times the blank stare into the middle distance. The vintage photo-style print and bold serif caption give it a dry, poster-like seriousness that makes the punchline land even harder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who treats overthinking as a hobby and your cat as your emotional support coworker, this one gets you. It suits cat lovers, chronic overthinkers, and anyone whose group chat is mostly existential jokes and cat photos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a spot-on cat lover gift. Hand it to the friend who is perpetually \"figuring things out,\" or the cat mom who relates to her cat a little too much, and it becomes their new comfort shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the print sharp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for cat lovers and overthinkers who are not sure what they are doing with this life, let alone the other eight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073620750548,"sku":"12396314868972559836","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073620783316,"sku":"22450995615236215540","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073620816084,"sku":"17502497504830613151","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073620848852,"sku":"30291038874437552199","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073620881620,"sku":"17110500369152206913","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608193657-1f163716-952e-6820-b1b9-0e5d39a0f4d4.jpg?v=1780956074"},{"product_id":"daddy-chill-y2k-meme-tee","title":"Daddy Chill Y2K Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your default setting is unbothered, this is your shirt. Daddy chill is the funny meme shirt for the girl who refuses to match anyone's chaos and would honestly just rather not. Two words, zero stress, all attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe phrase comes straight from one of the internet's most quotable reaction moments, and it still gets used daily to tell someone to relax, lower the drama, and take it down several notches. Here it is rendered in a glossy pink Y2K bubble script, all candy shine and early-2000s nostalgia, so the meme energy and the aesthetic land at the same time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are the kind of person who responds to nonsense with a single raised eyebrow, who keeps the group chat calm while everyone else spirals, this one speaks for you. It suits the Y2K-revival crowd, the meme-fluent, and anyone who treats \"unbothered\" as a lifestyle rather than a mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an easy gift for her. Hand it to the friend who is allergic to drama and fluent in sarcasm, and it becomes their new going-out staple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up its end too: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the pink script crisp and glossy, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for constant wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for confident, low-drama women who would rather say \"daddy chill\" than explain themselves twice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48073685795028,"sku":"44372314210251547990","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48073685860564,"sku":"12120252641247460266","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48073685926100,"sku":"29004308806405684511","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48073685991636,"sku":"11341318271018383489","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48073686089940,"sku":"25019750758886036293","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260608195140-1f163737-7b34-6a16-8cb8-5a261bb3f049.jpg?v=1780957162"},{"product_id":"ai-just-killed-the-art-funny-ai-meme-tee","title":"AI Just Killed The Art Funny AI Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBreaking news from your feed: AI just killed the art. Again. This funny graphic tee takes the internet's favorite doom headline and prints it in the most colorful, gloriously hand-drawn human art imaginable, which is the entire joke. The message says art is dead. The design says try again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eEvery letter is a different bright color in chunky, doodled bubble caps, surrounded by hand-drawn stars, hearts, butterflies, and a little smiling face. It looks like something a very talented human made on purpose, which is exactly the point of a shirt mocking the idea that machines made human creativity obsolete.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are an artist, a designer, or just someone who scrolls past one more \"AI destroyed [entire industry]\" rage-bait post per day, this one is fluent in your eye-roll. It suits creatives, tech workers, and anyone who finds the doom discourse funnier than scary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the designer friend who has ranted about this exact topic at least three times this month. Hand it over and watch them grin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment backs the bit with substance: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the colors vivid, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for artists and online lifers who think the funniest response to \"AI killed art\" is a burst of very human color.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48074515611860,"sku":"13058415021521518135","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48074515644628,"sku":"31365642903206199557","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48074515677396,"sku":"17219139155619941114","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48074515710164,"sku":"32841547115407540571","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48074515742932,"sku":"32861955162872887527","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609215321-1f1644da-1bf9-66fe-b080-8660f2bec6ad.jpg?v=1781042092"},{"product_id":"ai-slop-drip-grunge-tee","title":"AI Slop Drip Grunge Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHalf statement piece, half horror-movie poster. This grunge t-shirt drips the words AI SLOP down the chest in melting black sludge, turning the internet's favorite insult for low-effort AI content into something you can actually wear. The message is \"slop,\" and the design takes it literally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-1959d822-7fff-2090-4ba1-0044697caa8e\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe print oozes. Heavy black letters sag and run into drips and splatter, like the screen finally started leaking after one too many AI-generated posts. It is grimy in the best way, the kind of alt, anti-polish graphic that stands out hard against clean minimalist tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you live in the grunge and alt aesthetic, scroll past more AI junk than real posts, and prefer your humor a little dark, this one is your uniform. It suits the meme-literate, the tech-tired, and anyone who likes a shirt that looks like it might still be wet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the alt friend who hates AI content and loves a grimy graphic. Hand it over and it goes straight into rotation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment holds up under the mess: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the black drip crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for grunge and alt fans who think the funniest way to picture AI slop is as black sludge dripping off the screen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48078868283604,"sku":"29909182750763894715","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48078868316372,"sku":"35347678493215231922","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48078868349140,"sku":"66733641341774773333","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48078868381908,"sku":"26563423354043046929","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48078868414676,"sku":"14744784628569433786","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609215749-1f1644e4-1776-6cb2-ac36-7ab285b2c36f.jpg?v=1781042788"},{"product_id":"uncanny-valley-instagram-models-satire-t-shirt","title":"Uncanny Valley Instagram Models Satire T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSame nose, same lips, same jaw, same everything. This funny graphic tee says what half your feed has been quietly thinking: Instagram models are getting a bit too uncanny valley. It is a deadpan jab at a beauty standard that, filter by filter, started looking less and less human.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it clean and pointed, dark red distressed type building to the punchline \"UNCANNY VALLEY.\" No image needed, the line does all the work, and anyone who has scrolled past fifty identical faces gets it instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are team authenticity, tired of the FaceTuned sameness and the algorithm's idea of a face, this one speaks your language. It suits the internet-culture crowd, the digital-wellness skeptics, and anyone who likes their humor smart and a little merciless toward the trend, not the people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a sharp gift for the friend who calls out a filter from a mile away. Hand it over and enjoy the knowing nod.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it simple and solid: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for people who noticed the internet's beauty standard wandered straight into the uncanny valley, and are not afraid to say it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48079193440468,"sku":"27138385139500885884","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48079193473236,"sku":"25533033738025224475","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48079193506004,"sku":"26915770524908723948","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48079193538772,"sku":"15024651625224477489","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48079193571540,"sku":"78318621249965815903","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260609235036-1f1645e0-2d04-68d4-97e1-7a3efb8e09fd.jpg?v=1781049306"},{"product_id":"what-you-contribute-naive-art-graphic-tee","title":"What You Contribute Naive Art Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNot every inspirational t-shirt earns the word. This one does it the hard way, with a strange, striking naive-art face printed across the back and one grounding line: what you contribute to this world is what matters. Meaning, delivered without a single cliché.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-e2a86d0c-7fff-6695-65bf-c85f9359ef32\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe art is what sets it apart. Raw black linework, a single visible eye through the hair, a hand-drawn frame and a little barcode, the kind of offbeat outsider-art look that reads as cool gallery print rather than motivational poster. The message stays sincere; the style keeps it from ever feeling corny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are drawn to art-forward fashion and quietly believe your impact matters more than your image, this one is your kind of statement. 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Girl dinner: a single candle for ambiance, a cup of instant noodles, and a generous glass of red wine. A balanced meal by absolutely no one's standards, and a personality by everyone's.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-9c990198-7fff-cfb5-5011-962d2092d7c5\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe print keeps it warm and hand-drawn, the whole spread laid out in cozy red and orange like a menu for one. Candle, noodles, wine, the holy trinity of \"I am not cooking tonight,\" rendered with just enough charm to make chaos look intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf your idea of dinner is whatever requires zero pans and pairs with wine, this one already knows you. It speaks to the relatable-humor crowd, the proudly-low-effort, and anyone whose roommate has witnessed this exact meal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a perfect gift for the friend whose entire food personality is snacks and a nice glass of red. Hand it over and watch the \"this is literally me\" reaction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it comfy for nights in: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the red print crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built for daily wear. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for women who turned \"girl dinner\" into an art form and refuse to apologize for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48081083793620,"sku":"59992813536772819885","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48081083826388,"sku":"17134331719907587906","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48081083859156,"sku":"31242400839922754004","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48081083891924,"sku":"31521201522810031736","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48081083924692,"sku":"22368502591489807313","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610001933-1f164620-e194-6052-846d-8a9ff174ae4f.jpg?v=1781083322"},{"product_id":"i-dont-need-chatgpt-boyfriend-knows-everything-tee","title":"I Don't Need ChatGPT, My Boyfriend Knows Everything Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eForget the chatbot. This \u003cstrong\u003efunny boyfriend shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e says what every girlfriend already knows: \u003cem\u003eI don't need ChatGPT, my boyfriend knows everything.\u003c\/em\u003e Hand-lettered in bold red on a soft white tee, it's the relationship flex nobody asked for and everybody secretly wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design is pure deadpan: five lines of scrawled marker text, zero graphics, maximum attitude. It reads like a text you'd actually send, which is exactly why it lands. Equal parts AI-era irony and old-school couple humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's for the girlfriends who run on sarcasm, the partners who think they're hilarious (they are), and anyone whose group chat is 90% relationship roasts. If your love language is gently dragging your significant other in public, congratulations, you just found your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a low-key perfect gift. Drop it on your bestie who just got cuffed, your situationship, or yourself, because you've earned it. One funny relationship shirt, zero effort, infinite replies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on 100% cotton, 6.1 oz, with double-needle hems and a relaxed fit that wears in instead of out. The print stays crisp wash after wash, so the joke ages better than your last talking stage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the girlfriend who'd rather ask her boyfriend than open a new tab: relatable, ironic, and built to get noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48161116094676,"sku":"16002669833493277802","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48161116127444,"sku":"49885168814804607589","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48161116160212,"sku":"40861004834705909192","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48161116192980,"sku":"24451694777248799416","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48161116225748,"sku":"95021663283183540919","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48161116258516,"sku":"33670870507017524336","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/1_2e2cbaee-d57d-41e1-84cd-84e79c78c133.jpg?v=1782156907"},{"product_id":"not-flirting-just-hot-t-shirt","title":"Not Flirting, Just Hot T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSome people are just built different - warm, loud, magnetic, and somehow always surrounded by people who think they're flirting. This funny flirting graphic tee for women sets the record straight, in the most unapologetic way possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-d68ad65c-7fff-8706-c60d-96a8ec6c4015\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe back of this white tee says exactly what needs to be said: \"i'm not flirting \/ i'm just hot \/ and like to talk.\" Three lines. Lowercase serif font. A small red speech bubble underneath to drive the point home. The typography has that editorial, magazine-cool quality - this isn't a novelty shirt you'd find in an airport gift shop. It's the kind of piece that gets photographed, shared, and quoted back to you at brunch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis one's for the woman who has explained herself one too many times. The extrovert who walks into a room and immediately knows half the people there. The person whose \"just being friendly\" gets misread constantly - and has officially stopped apologizing for it. If you've ever had to say \"I'm not flirting, I literally just talk to everyone,\" this is your shirt. Wear it to festivals, to dinner, on a road trip, or just to the grocery store where you will inevitably end up in a 20-minute conversation with a stranger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes an outrageously good gift for that one friend who is a walking social event. You know exactly who she is. Wrap it up for her birthday and watch her send it to everyone in her contacts. As a funny gift for an outgoing friend, this one writes itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe base garment is 100% cotton jersey - medium-weight at 6.1 oz\/yd², which means it's substantial enough to hold the print sharp and vibrant wash after wash, but still breathable enough for all-day wear. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems keep it looking structured, and shoulder-taped seams mean the collar stays flat even after the fourteenth time she tells everyone it's \"not flirting.\" The relaxed fit works across body types and styles - oversized with jeans, tucked into a skirt, knotted at the waist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for confident, outgoing women who are done explaining their personality and ready to let the back of their tee do it for them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48169021604052,"sku":"26708513767904148867","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48169021636820,"sku":"30947657457237785123","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48169021669588,"sku":"21709968293855047543","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48169021702356,"sku":"81221742586526470477","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48169021735124,"sku":"68738358822507171031","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48169021767892,"sku":"56968279941233948702","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260624203413-1f1700c1-02de-6734-861f-46e45fb13945.jpg?v=1782335238"},{"product_id":"not-rihanna-i-will-block-you-t-shirt","title":"Not Rihanna, I Will Block You T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eRihanna forgave him. You won't. This funny breakup graphic tee for women makes that distinction extremely clear — printed in bold maroon type across the back for anyone who needs to know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-aef1bd4f-7fff-ba0e-209b-7bcafe0a8c2d\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe back reads exactly like the situation it describes: \"I'M NOT \/ RIHANNA \/ I DON'T LOVE THE WAY U LIE \/ I WILL BLOCK \/ YOU.\" The typography does the heavy lifting — RIHANNA and YOU hit in the largest text, flanked by the smaller lines that build the logic. It's a complete argument in five lines. Dark maroon on white, no illustrations, nothing to distract from the point. Clean, direct, and funny in the way that only works when you've lived it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis one's for the woman who has zero interest in romanticizing a bad situation. The person who doesn't do \"I love you but you hurt me\" — she does \"blocked, deleted, done.\" If \"Love The Way You Lie\" was the anthem for staying, this is the shirt for leaving. Wear it out and watch it clock exactly the right people. The ones who get the reference will laugh. The ones who don't get the reference will Google it and then also laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt's also one of the better funny gifts for a friend going through a breakup — because unlike flowers or wine, this one gives her something to wear the next time she goes out looking like a decision. Wrap it up with a note that says \"you're not Rihanna either\" and you're officially the best person in her life this month.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe base is 100% cotton jersey, medium-weight at 6.1 oz\/yd² — the kind of shirt that holds its shape and keeps the print sharp after repeated washing, which matters when you're wearing something this specific on purpose. Double-needle hems, shoulder-taped seams, relaxed fit. It photographs well, reads clearly from a distance, and doesn't shrink into ambiguity after three washes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for women who handle drama with dark humor and a block button — not an explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48171745444052,"sku":"15287355449262870735","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48171745476820,"sku":"82248196444497641099","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48171745509588,"sku":"29331554732204686668","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48171745542356,"sku":"27229682283125563312","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48171745575124,"sku":"30823705566850178666","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48171745607892,"sku":"27905612109069779024","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260625100936-1f1707df-800e-6284-a6c4-668d6c0b09a1.jpg?v=1782382435"},{"product_id":"who-gives-a-f-ck-lowkey-graphic-tee","title":"Who Gives A F*ck Lowkey Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eSome people react to chaos. You cruise past it. This funny car t-shirt is made for the unbothered — the ones who see the wreck, check the rearview, and keep rolling like nothing happened.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe print says it twice so nobody misses the point. Bold stacked text reads \"WHO GIVES A FUCK LOWKEY\" over a flat cartoon scene: a tan vintage sedan gliding past a two-car pileup, flames climbing out of the wreck, and behind the wheel — a man with a mullet, arm out the window, completely at peace. It's the calm-in-chaos meme energy of an entire internet era, distilled into one deadpan illustration.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eIf you're the kind of person who answers drama with a shrug, who treats group-chat meltdowns as spectator sports, this one's your uniform. It also lands with car meme addicts, irony collectors, and anyone whose love language is dry humor. Wear it to the function, the family dinner, or your own personal villain arc.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eShopping for someone else? This is one of those car guy gifts that actually gets worn — a top-tier pick for anyone hunting funny gifts for men who already own every tool and gadget. Birthday, holiday, or a random Tuesday apology gift: it works.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe tee itself is built to hold the joke for years. It's a 100% cotton jersey with a smooth surface that keeps the print sharp and vivid, in a medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric that feels substantial without running hot. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, shoulder-taped seams, and a lay-flat collar keep the shape through wash after wash. Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, zero itch.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the unbothered driver in all of us — the one who sees the chaos, lowkey acknowledges it, and keeps on cruising.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48325239177428,"sku":"17211890691474977844","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48325239210196,"sku":"14056550665847768805","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48325239242964,"sku":"30647760165449294599","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48325239275732,"sku":"10389697777177515839","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48325239308500,"sku":"32415921761143005092","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48325239341268,"sku":"22442227766767766419","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260718133600-1f182ad9-d2fe-6ade-b52f-4a5c2fa0c95f.jpg?v=1784381883"},{"product_id":"power-of-love-peace-graphic-tee","title":"Power of Love Peace Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eSome statements don't need to shout. This peace t-shirt carries one of the most enduring lines ever put to paper: \"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace\" — the words Jimi Hendrix gave the world, lettered by hand across the entire back.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe print is the whole point. No clip-art dove, no stock peace sign — just the quote itself in loose, naive marker lettering that looks like it was written in one take on a studio wall. Up front, a small hand-drawn Dumb But Trendy logo sits on the chest, quiet as a signature. From behind, the message does the talking.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis one's for the old souls and the optimists. For people who still believe a sentence can change a room. It lands with classic rock fans and festival regulars, with the yoga-and-vinyl crowd, with anyone whose personality is equal parts gentle and stubborn. Wear it to a gig, a protest, a farmers market, or a Tuesday.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBuying for someone else? It's a natural pick among gifts for hippies, music lovers, and anyone who collects words worth remembering. Birthday, anniversary, festival season send-off: the quote does all the emotional heavy lifting for you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe shirt underneath is built for daily rotation: 100% cotton jersey with a smooth face that keeps the hand-lettered print crisp, in a medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric that drapes well and holds up. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, shoulder-taped seams, and a lay-flat collar keep the shape honest through repeat washes. Relaxed fit, sewn-in label.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for people who think the quietest statement in the room is usually the strongest one — the peacemakers, the daydreamers, the Hendrix fans.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48325287706836,"sku":"82171045255960919008","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48325287739604,"sku":"37317187336721371424","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48325287772372,"sku":"25715795375219951178","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48325287805140,"sku":"29776618285238694755","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48325287837908,"sku":"70371055056450184347","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48325287870676,"sku":"32288789814681043370","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260718140913-1f182b24-13ce-634e-9229-f6b8f5e4a084.jpg?v=1784385267"},{"product_id":"f-ck-gender-funny-pride-graphic-tee","title":"F*ck Gender Funny Pride Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe sign debate has gone on long enough. This funny pride shirt settles it the only sensible way: \"F*CK GENDER — divide bathrooms into pooping \u0026amp; peeing.\" Problem solved. You're welcome, society.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe print keeps it simple: hand-drawn marker lettering, no rainbow clip-art, no infographic energy. Just four lines of common sense with an underline for emphasis, like someone wrote the answer on a napkin during an argument that had already lasted too long. 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Wear it to Pride, to campus, to the family gathering where you'd like to end the conversation early.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eShopping for someone? Among lgbt gifts, this one skips the generic rainbow and goes straight to the joke everyone was already thinking. Birthday, Pride Month, coming-out celebration, or a Tuesday when your friend needs armor made of cotton and punchlines.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThe tee itself is the reliable kind: 100% cotton jersey with a smooth face that keeps the hand-lettered print sharp, in a medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric with real substance. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, shoulder-taped seams, and a lay-flat collar hold the shape through washes and wear. Relaxed fit, sewn-in label.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"paragraph\" style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 26px; letter-spacing: 0px; max-width: 100%; white-space: pre-wrap; word-break: break-word; text-shadow: none; margin-bottom: 16px; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: -apple-system, 'system-ui', 'Segoe UI', system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, Arial, 'PingFang SC', 'Source Han Sans SC', 'Microsoft YaHei UI', 'Microsoft YaHei', 'Noto Sans CJK SC', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for people who believe the best answer to a stupid question is a funnier one.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48325348360404,"sku":"14521948427344051625","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48325348393172,"sku":"32117640988538648839","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48325348425940,"sku":"21901788128847000707","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48325348458708,"sku":"11956636783379874054","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48325348491476,"sku":"10019784482568127663","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48325348524244,"sku":"75372754982156227784","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260718153741-1f182be9-cdb8-69d8-bd29-4adab511d559.jpg?v=1784390383"},{"product_id":"big-naturals-funny-hiking-graphic-tee","title":"Big Naturals Funny Hiking Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eRead it twice. 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It's a hiking t-shirt with a dirty mind and a pretty face — the mountain t-shirt for people who laugh at switchbacks — and it pulls double duty as a funny camping shirt around the fire. It works on the trail, at the brewery after, and anywhere a little innuendo improves the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift shopping? This is the rare entry in the gifts for hikers category that isn't a carabiner mug or another pair of wool socks. It tops most hiking gifts for men lists without trying: personal without being sappy, funny without being loud, and it fits literally anyone with a torso and a trail app. Birthday, Father's Day, or a pre-trip surprise: done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tee itself is trail-ready cotton: 100% cotton jersey with a smooth face for a crisp print, in a medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric that breathes on the climb and layers under a flannel after. 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