{"product_id":"cortisol-level-optimal-wellness-meme-tee","title":"Cortisol Level Optimal Wellness Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStatus report: cortisol level optimal. This funny graphic tee turns the internet's favorite wellness flex into a doodle, a wobbly little smiley face announcing that, for once, everything is calm and nothing is stressing you out. Peak inner peace, drawn badly on purpose. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong id=\"docs-internal-guid-8c97bcb8-7fff-1ec1-fa64-b93bb5bfd99e\" style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe design keeps it minimal and disarming: a hand-drawn smiley with \"Cortisol Level Optimal\" arched around it like a tiny, sincere badge of serenity. It is the visual equivalent of a deep breath, and the kind of low-key joke that gets a knowing smile from anyone deep in their self-care era.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you are chronically online and chronically trying to relax, into wellness but allergic to taking it too seriously, this one is your vibe. It suits the self-care crowd, the doodle-aesthetic fans, and anyone manifesting a calmer week.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful, funny gift for the most stressed friend in the group chat, ideally with a wink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe garment keeps it easy: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the line art crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the wellness-meme crowd whose only goal today is keeping their cortisol level exactly where this shirt says it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DBT","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48084556906708,"sku":"28759847769252160863","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48084556939476,"sku":"11193623233797393688","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48084556972244,"sku":"32420322667418789994","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48084557005012,"sku":"15707803175343864265","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48084557037780,"sku":"14131551601883396274","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/1264\/5076\/files\/20260610213930-1f16514d-ca59-6e7c-833b-4e00f0dd9d83.jpg?v=1781128389","url":"https:\/\/dumbbuttrendy.com\/products\/cortisol-level-optimal-wellness-meme-tee","provider":"Dumb But Trendy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}