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Status report: cortisol level optimal. This funny graphic tee turns the internet's favorite wellness flex into a doodle, a wobbly little smiley face announcing that, for once, everything is calm and nothing is stressing you out. Peak inner peace, drawn badly on purpose. The design keeps it minimal and disarming: a hand-drawn smiley with "Cortisol Level Optimal" arched around it like a tiny, sincere badge of serenity. It is the visual equivalent of a deep breath, and the kind of low-key joke that gets a knowing smile from anyone deep in their self-care era.
If you are chronically online and chronically trying to relax, into wellness but allergic to taking it too seriously, this one is your vibe. It suits the self-care crowd, the doodle-aesthetic fans, and anyone manifesting a calmer week.
It also makes a thoughtful, funny gift for the most stressed friend in the group chat, ideally with a wink.
The garment keeps it easy: 100% cotton jersey that keeps the line art crisp, a medium-weight 6.1 oz feel with a relaxed fit, double-needle hems and shoulder-taped seams built to last. Lay-flat collar, sewn-in label.
This is the shirt for the wellness-meme crowd whose only goal today is keeping their cortisol level exactly where this shirt says it is.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes 5180, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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