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Estimated to be delivered on 12/01/2022 - 15/10/2022.
Set your boundaries before the night even begins with the ultimate do not give me a cigarette shirt.
We all know how a few drinks can ruin your willpower. This hilarious tee acts as your personal bodyguard, loudly declaring your intentions to stay smoke-free under any circumstances. Wear it to the bar, the club, or the afterparty, and let your outfit do all the talking for you.
100% pre-shrunk cotton. Machine wash warm, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry medium. Do not dry clean.
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Easy 30-day returns. If it doesn’t fit or you’ve changed your mind, return any unworn, unwashed item with the tags attached within 30 days of delivery.
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