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  • I Thought You Said Gin T-ShirtI Thought You Said Gin T-Shirt

    I Thought You Said Gin T-Shirt

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    CARDIO? WE PREFER COCKTAILS. Let’s be real—sometimes the only lifting you want to do involves a glass and a slice of lime. The I Thought You Said Gin T-Shirt perfectly captures that Friday evening feeling. Featuring a brilliant, neon-sign inspired graphic that glows with...
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  • Gains Sponsored By Genetics T-ShirtGains Sponsored By Genetics T-Shirt

    Gains Sponsored By Genetics T-Shirt

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    IT'S ALL IN THE DNA (AND THE PRE-WORKOUT). Ever get tired of people asking if you're natty or what your secret is? Just point to your chest. The Gains Sponsored By Genetics T-Shirt features a classic, collegiate-style brag that's instantly undercut by a cheeky,...
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  • Hug Me Until I Smell Like You T-ShirtHug Me Until I Smell Like You T-Shirt

    Hug Me Until I Smell Like You T-Shirt

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    WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR BACK. Sometimes you just need a shirt that says exactly what you're feeling. The Hug Me Until I Smell Like You T-Shirt takes a deeply intimate, romantic sentiment and turns it into a bold, modern streetwear statement. Featuring high-contrast,...
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  • Gordon Ramsay "It's Raw" Metal World Tour Bootleg TeeGordon Ramsay "It's Raw" Metal World Tour Bootleg Tee

    Gordon Ramsay "It's Raw" Metal World Tour Bootleg Tee

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    NO MERCY. PURE RAGE. IT'S RAW! If your kitchen feels like a battlefield and your inner monologue sounds like a screaming British chef, this Gordon Ramsay shirt is your new uniform. Styled like a 90s heavy metal bootleg graphic tee, this maximalist design captures...
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  • Vintage Soundgarden Graphic TeeVintage Soundgarden Graphic Tee

    Vintage Soundgarden Graphic Tee

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    This isn't just another band tee—it's a wearable piece of 90s alternative rock history. If you're searching for that authentic soundgarden t shirt, this design hits all the right nostalgic notes while keeping your everyday streetwear sharp. The print captures the raw, unapologetic energy...
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  • Catastrophe T-ShirtCatastrophe T-Shirt

    Catastrophe T-Shirt

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    If your life feels like a constant state of putting out fires, you might as well wear a funny cat shirt that perfectly captures the mood. The Catastrophe T-Shirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone who embraces the absolute chaos of existence. This funny...
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  • Old Masters Tour T-ShirtOld Masters Tour T-Shirt

    Old Masters Tour T-Shirt

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    Celebrate the timeless legends of the canvas with an old masters shirt that looks like a classic rock band tour tee. It is the perfect art history shirt for creative souls. Why rock an art history tee? Fusing classical artistry with modern concert merch...
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  • I'm Fine Skeleton Drinking Coffee T-ShirtI'm Fine Skeleton Drinking Coffee T-Shirt

    I'm Fine Skeleton Drinking Coffee T-Shirt

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    Start your morning right and embrace the caffeine dependency with this hilarious skeleton drinking coffee t-shirt. Is this skeleton drinking coffee shirt your new morning uniform? If you feel entirely dead inside before your first cup of joe, this design is basically a self-portrait....
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  • Deadline Fuels Vintage Racing Graphic TeeDeadline Fuels Vintage Racing Graphic Tee

    Deadline Fuels Vintage Racing Graphic Tee

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    Shift into high gear and beat the clock in this premium vintage racing shirt built for speed freaks. Looking for a racing graphic tee that captures the thrill of the track? The Deadline Fuels tee is crafted for those who live life in the...
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  • Aristotle World Tour Bootleg Rap Tee Philosophy Graphic ShirtAristotle World Tour Bootleg Rap Tee Philosophy Graphic Shirt

    Aristotle World Tour Bootleg Rap Tee Philosophy Graphic Shirt

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    Get ready to drop some knowledge with the philosophy shirt that turns ancient wisdom into modern streetwear. Ready to rock a Greek philosophy shirt that breaks all the rules? This Aristotle shirt takes the greatest mind of antiquity and gives him the vintage bootleg...
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  • Everything is Fine Shirt Vintage Cartoon Graphic TeeEverything is Fine Shirt Vintage Cartoon Graphic Tee

    Everything is Fine Shirt Vintage Cartoon Graphic Tee

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    Capture the chaos of daily life with the ultimate everything is fine meme shirt, featuring a vintage cartoon aesthetic that speaks volumes without saying a word. Why is this everything is fine meme shirt the perfect mood? When life gets overwhelming, humor is the...
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  • Sleeping Heavy Bootleg T-Shirt Heavy Metal ShirtSleeping Heavy Bootleg T-Shirt Heavy Metal Shirt

    Sleeping Heavy Bootleg T-Shirt Heavy Metal Shirt

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    If you take naps as seriously as you take streetwear, this funny sleep shirt with a vintage bootleg shirt design is going to be your new go-to lazy day uniform. Is this the ultimate funny sleep shirt for heavy nappers? Absolutely. When you are...
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  • Initial D Tokyo Drift Vintage JDM ShirtInitial D Tokyo Drift Vintage JDM Shirt

    Initial D Tokyo Drift Vintage JDM Shirt

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    Rev up your wardrobe with an initial d shirt that brings the thrilling, high-speed energy of underground street racing straight to your closet. This is the ultimate vintage jdm shirt for true enthusiasts. What makes this vintage JDM tee special? Capturing the essence of...
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  • WiFi Went Down Talked To Family Funny Tech ShirtWiFi Went Down Talked To Family Funny Tech Shirt

    WiFi Went Down Talked To Family Funny Tech Shirt

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    Disconnecting was never an option, until it was forced upon you—commemorate that terrifying offline experience with this painfully relatable funny tech shirt. Why is this funny tech shirt so incredibly accurate? We all know the sheer panic of a suddenly disconnected router. This brutally...
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  • I'm Too Slavic For This ShirtI'm Too Slavic For This Shirt

    I'm Too Slavic For This Shirt

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    Show off your heritage with a slavic shirt that perfectly captures that distinct Eastern European attitude and unique sense of humor. Why wear this funny Slavic shirt? If you have ever felt like you just do not fit in with the ordinary crowd, this...
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  • Bone Grind Skeleton Barista TeeBone Grind Skeleton Barista Tee

    Bone Grind Skeleton Barista Tee

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    Fuel your daily grind with a funny coffee shirt designed for those who literally run on caffeine. Need the perfect skeleton barista tee to survive the morning rush? When you are dead inside but still need to pull that perfect shot of espresso, this...
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  • Sorry Babe The Shirt Stays On Graphic TeeSorry Babe The Shirt Stays On Graphic Tee

    Sorry Babe The Shirt Stays On Graphic Tee

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    Step up your ironic wardrobe game with this funny meme shirt, because sometimes, you just have to look them in the eye and say: "Sorry babe, the shirt stays on." Why is this funny meme shirt breaking the internet? Because it perfectly captures the...
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  • Tony Hawk's Prostate Graphic TeeTony Hawk's Prostate Graphic Tee

    Tony Hawk's Prostate Graphic Tee

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    Hit the ultimate combo of nostalgia and completely unhinged humor with this legendary funny gaming shirt that parodies your favorite childhood skater classic. What makes this the most legendary funny gaming shirt? It takes a beloved gaming franchise and flips it into a perfectly...
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  • Do Not Give Me a Cigarette Shirt | Funny Party Graphic TeeDo Not Give Me a Cigarette Shirt | Funny Party Graphic Tee

    Do Not Give Me a Cigarette Shirt | Funny Party Graphic Tee

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    Set your boundaries before the night even begins with the ultimate do not give me a cigarette shirt. Searching for a funny party shirt that actually serves a purpose? We all know how a few drinks can ruin your willpower. This hilarious tee acts...
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  • I'm Not Shy I Just Don't Like You T-Shirt — Funny Anti Social Graphic TeeI'm Not Shy I Just Don't Like You T-Shirt — Funny Anti Social Graphic Tee

    I'm Not Shy I Just Don't Like You T-Shirt — Funny Anti Social Graphic Tee

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    Establish your boundaries loudly and proudly with the ultimate anti social tee, letting everyone know you are not shy, you just do not like them. Need an introvert shirt that keeps the small talk away? Sometimes you just want to go out without having...
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  • Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-ShirtMilf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt

    Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt

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    Show off your elite automotive taste with the Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt, a hilarious and stylish graphic tee for car enthusiasts. Why Choose the Milf (Man, I Love Ferrari) T-Shirt? This clever acronym tee perfectly blends cheeky car culture humor with premium...
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  • Not Tonight, Dear... I've Got a Deadline T-ShirtNot Tonight, Dear... I've Got a Deadline T-Shirt

    Not Tonight, Dear... I've Got a Deadline T-Shirt

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    Prioritize your goals with the Not Tonight, Dear... I've Got a Deadline T-Shirt, a relatable graphic tee for dedicated hustlers. Looking for the Perfect Workaholic Graphic Tee? This witty graphic tee perfectly captures the modern grind with premium streetwear comfort. Crafted from lightweight, breathable...
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  • Foie Gras Duck Evolution T-ShirtFoie Gras Duck Evolution T-Shirt

    Foie Gras Duck Evolution T-Shirt

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    Embrace dark, satirical humor with the Foie Gras Duck Evolution T-Shirt, a unique graphic tee designed for those who appreciate bold, provocative streetwear. Looking for the Perfect Foie Gras Duck Evolution T-Shirt? The Foie Gras Duck Evolution T-Shirt blends edgy satire with premium casual...
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  • Need Money For BMW T-ShirtNeed Money For BMW T-Shirt

    Need Money For BMW T-Shirt

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    Rep your dream garage goals with the Need Money For BMW T-Shirt, a funny and bold graphic tee designed for true automotive enthusiasts. Is the Need Money For BMW T-Shirt For You? This car culture graphic tee blends sharp humor with exceptional streetwear comfort....
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  • Need Money For Porsche T-ShirtNeed Money For Porsche T-Shirt

    Need Money For Porsche T-Shirt

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    Declare your love for iconic sports cars with the Need Money For Porsche T-Shirt, a bold and funny graphic tee for true enthusiasts. Is the Need Money For Porsche T-Shirt Your Next Staple? This automotive graphic tee perfectly captures sports car aspirations while delivering...
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  • WHY Minimalist Statement TeeWHY Minimalist Statement Tee

    WHY Minimalist Statement Tee

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    Question everything in style with the WHY Minimalist Statement Tee, a bold and thought-provoking graphic t-shirt. Looking for the Perfect WHY Minimalist Statement Tee? This striking typography graphic tee blends deep curiosity with premium streetwear quality. Constructed from heavyweight, ultra-soft cotton, it delivers a...
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  • Emotionally Available T-ShirtEmotionally Available T-Shirt

    Emotionally Available T-Shirt

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    Wear your heart on your sleeve with the Emotionally Available T-Shirt, a funny and self-aware graphic tee for modern dating and everyday casual style. Looking for the Perfect Emotionally Available T-Shirt? The Emotionally Available T-Shirt blends modern relationship humor with superior casual comfort. Made...
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  • My Last Year Being Broke T-ShirtMy Last Year Being Broke T-Shirt

    My Last Year Being Broke T-Shirt

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    Leave the past behind and focus on the future with the My Last Year Being Broke T-Shirt, a powerful motivational graphic tee. Looking for the My Last Year Being Broke T-Shirt? This confident graphic tee perfectly captures the entrepreneurial spirit with premium streetwear quality....
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  • Future Millionaire T-ShirtFuture Millionaire T-Shirt

    Future Millionaire T-Shirt

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    Wear your ambition proudly with the Future Millionaire T-Shirt, a powerful motivational graphic tee designed for hustlers, entrepreneurs, and go-getters. Is the Future Millionaire T-Shirt Your Next Everyday Staple? The Future Millionaire T-Shirt delivers a strong motivational message wrapped in premium streetwear comfort. Constructed...
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  • Main Character T-ShirtMain Character T-Shirt

    Main Character T-Shirt

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    Embrace your leading role with the Main Character T-Shirt, a confident graphic tee that turns every sidewalk into your personal runway. Is the Main Character T-Shirt Your Next Everyday Top? This graphic tee perfectly balances internet culture with premium streetwear quality. Crafted from ultra-soft,...
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New Arrivals and Fresh Drops

Welcome to the bleeding edge of the Dumb But Trendy catalog. Our new arrivals collection is where we park the freshest ideas, the latest drops, and the designs we literally finished making at 4 AM last night. If you want to secure the newest new graphic tees before they end up on everyone's FYP, this is exactly where you need to be.

The Latest Drops In Streetwear Irony

We don't do boring seasonal schedules here. The internet doesn't sleep, and neither do our designers. These new arrivals update constantly with fresh silhouettes, premium hoodies, and new graphic tees reacting to whatever is happening right now. Bookmark this page, because the latest drops usually move fast, and nobody likes being late to the party.

FAQ

When do new arrivals drop?

We push new graphic tees and latest drops live every week. Join our email list or follow us on socials to get the exact drop times so you don't miss out.

Are the latest drops included in sales?

Usually, new arrivals are excluded from sitewide discounts for the first few weeks. If you want the freshest gear, you gotta pay the troll toll.

Will these new graphic tees shrink in the wash?

All our new arrivals are printed on pre-shrunk, premium cotton. Wash them inside out on cold and hang dry, and they'll keep their shape perfectly.